This past New Year's Eve was like any other, according to Clark -- too many drinkers partying it up and then getting behind the wheel. Call him an old fogey, but Clark's rule is to be home by a decent hour on Dec. 31 to avoid running into drunk drivers.

Enter the iBreath, a breathalyzer attachment for your iPod designed to measure your blood-alcohol content. The Los Angeles Times reports the device sells for $79. That's very cheap insurance vs. the price of hiring an attorney to handle your DWI or DUI case.

Clark has been on a freeway in Norway when authorities detoured every single motorist to the nearest exit to perform a breathalyzer test. As a near teetotaler, he had nothing to worry about. In fact, the penny-pincher always limits himself to one beer whenever he's out and about.