Whenever Clark talks about speeding or traffic tickets, he has to be careful. People on both sides get pretty emotional when discussing this. Well, Smart Money magazine recently wrote an article about how to get out of tickets. The article says that despite stories to the contrary, crying helps you get out of tickets. Just remember that the No.1 rule is to be polite. Police officers deal with dangerous people on a daily basis and they want to be put at ease just as much as you do. As much as Clark despises the second rule, Smart Money says you are more likely to get out of a ticket if you display a sticker showing that you give money to a law enforcement organization or union. Thirdly, it’s best to say you don’t know what you did, even if you do. And, when the pad comes out, you want to say, “Am I getting a warning.” Never mention the ticket. And don’t give any attitude.