Christa, Clark’s executive producer, got a knock on the door recently by a man trying to sell her “a great deal” on meat. He did a big song and dance about how he’d been on a nearby street, delivering some meat, and he had a huge supply of steaks left over that he had to sell. He didn’t get very far into the story before she kicked him off her property. Unfortunately, not everyone is as well-informed as Christa and they buy the meat. It may be several months supply and the meat is either substandard or it may have expired. People selling the following items should never be let in your home: vacuum cleaners; investments; wills and meat.